Name: Lewis Harley
Nickname: Goosey
Age : 24
Zodiac : Taurus
Loves : Tattoos, Art, Weird shit, Gothic shit, punk shit, Heavy Metal, Music,Tim Burton shit, LGBTQ, Did I mention Weird shit?
Hates: Ignorance, Ordinary, Closed minds, Idiots, Spiders, and Hate.
I am FTM Transgender. I am single. I am a smartass, I am funny and dorky, I am loving and sweet, I am hot headed and stubborn, I am me. BTW.. I tend to spam porn every once in a while.. just a little warning. :P
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
(Source: mal3fiicent)
(Source: tomdefaggot)
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
(Source: thedailywhat)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: realparadoxsocks)